Nine wordz women uze...

Fine - This iz  a word women uze to end an argument when they know they are rght and you need to shut up.

Five minutez - If she iz getting dressed, thiz meanz half n hour. Thiz iz the same five minutes that are left in a football game before a man can do chorez around the house.

Nothing - Thiz iz the calm before the storm. Thiz meanz something, and you should be on your toez. Argumentz that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (refer to #1 for the meaning of fine).

Go Ahead - This iz a dare. Not permission. Do Not Do It!!!

Loud Sigh -  Thiz iz actually a word, but iz a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh meanz she thinkz you are an idiot and wonderz why she iz wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).

Thatz ok - Thiz iz one of the most dangerous statementz a woman can make to a man. Thatz ok meanz she wantz you to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thankz - A woman iz thanking you, do not question, or faint just say you're welcome.

Whatever - Iz a womanz way of saying ^#*@ you!

Don't Worry About it, I got it - Another dangerous statement, meaning thiz iz something a woman haz told a man to do several timez, but iz now doing it herself. Thiz will later rezult in a man asking 'Whatz Wrong?' For the womanz response refer to #3.